OK so a colleague of mine suggested that I should have like an official rating system for when I write about restaurants and stuff…  Brilliant idea, thanks Keith!!!  I’ve realised that there’s only so many times you can use adjectives like “totally yum, awesome, amazing, outta this world” etc.  Or even “blegh, poo, blah, made me wanna cry” etc – on the other end of the scale.  haha. I get it.  You need something measurable…

So I want to take this opportunity to present to you, the “Miss K Kiss-o-Meter“.  I know, I know – you’re totally blown away by that ingenious name, but remember people, I am pretty damn awesome (well, that’s what I keep telling myself!)

Cool, so how will it work exactly? Well it’s pretty simple – I will use a 1 to 5 kiss rating scale:

– I won’t be calling you again… and don’t be calling me either!

  – OK, I didn’t want to kill myself, but I still don’t think this is going to work.

– Right, things are warming up. This might lead to a dirty little fling…

  – Love is in the air!!!

  – I will be stalking you until death do us part…

** And then a half a kiss will be denoted by a lipstick smudge. Like so:

So that’s it folks – I hope that makes sense.  If not, just read it again. Let the reviewing begin!!!

Chat soon. xxx