Easter is a really really tough time for me. I’m a chocoholic to the core who’s been known to even steal candy from babies… I’m not proud of it. But I can’t help myself! Every year as Easter rolls by, I really do try to be good, I try to say no and I feel so much shame for wanting to rub all those delicious choccie treats all over my face and slowly inhale their intoxicating scents…
A few years back I totally went off the rails. I had so many of those hard white easter eggs that I actually chipped my tooth and had to go to the dentist who gave me a looooooong speach and then took all my money. I hate dentists. But did that scare me enough to cut down? No. I’m still the person you’ll see driving around the whole of Easter Sunday, trying to buy up every remaining eggy or bunny… with total desparation all over my face and tears in my eyes. It’s pretty damn sad.
This year I have been trying to avoid major grocery stores since about mid Jan (YES, that’s how early they start packing out all the Easter stuff!) and I’ve been focusing on rather filling that gaping whole in my soul with online clothing purchases. It worked for a while, but eventually I ran out of basic supplies and so last week I had to finally pop into a Pick ‘n Pay. It was here where I stumbled upon the totally evil Lindt bunny display…
This year the people at Lindt have gone all out to draw you in with over-the-top cutesy things. I now HATE the people at Lindt as well. Just check this out:
AND this…
AND even this!

It's like an army of bunnies, lead by the big fat one in the front... here to kill your waistline and empty your wallet!!!
I was like, right… this is war! These bunnies must go down… I decided to take some of them captive to teach them a lesson.
Now simply eating them would be waaaaay to easy right. So I decided I would go for a slow torture process, and even worse, I would make the other bunny watch. Yes my pretties, that’s how truly twisted I can be.
I can’t show you the rest of the pictures as they are too gruesome for WordPress to handle… In the end, all that was left was their little bells… which according to the ad on TV is very special to them:
It felt good. Like R-E-A-L-L-Y good. I figure I’m now going to slowly work my way through all of the bunnies I can get my hands on. Just cause I can. Watch your backs my chocolaty friends, I’m coming to a store near you… soon… very very soon…
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