I think I was attracted to the new Louis Vuitton window displays because of my recent bullseye accomplishment during a particularly legendary drunken game of darts…

That's how I roll losers...

Why would I say that?  Well check it out:I’m not exactly sure, but I think what the people at Louis Vuitton are trying to tell us here is that owning a kick-ass Vuitton bag is like a fashion bullseye.

Right-y-o then.  I better get serious about saving up then… well either that or get a sugar daddy.  Hmmmmmm, that last option does seem like the more realistic one.

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