Just for the record, I’m going to state this upfront: Noooo, I am not a little monster.
BUT I did suspect that someone as weird & wonderful as Lady Gaga would be the kind of artist to put on one hell of a live show. And boy was I right. This was an experience worth every single cent I paid for my ticket.
On the day, I was running late because of work & the nightmare traffic and all that (I do work all the way out in the Northerns after all), but this seemed to give my Bjorn some extra time to really get into that Monster’s Ball vibe. I will admit that his look startled me at first and also totally creeped out quite a few people on our walk from Sea Point to the stadium, but by the time we got to the concert, he was blending in quite nicely. It felt like Halloween all over again, which was really kinda cool. If I had more time, I would’ve also made an effort for sure…
We missed the first opening act which was Lady Starlight – who’s apparently an old friend of Gaga’s from way back when and the person behind some of her crazy outfits. But we did get there in time to rock it out to that huge The Darkness hit, I believe in a thing called love. Absolutely loved these guys. Great energy (I mean they’re certainly no spring chickens anymore) and great live sound, very entertaining indeed and I was super happy that I got to see them do their thing. It kinda felt like a two birds with one stone moment. So actually I saved money, right?
But the real show was still to come. And we were certainly in for quite a ride.
Gaga is definitely a girl who knows how to make an entrance. With her magical castle stage setup with moving parts and all, she appeared on scene on a horse wearing a suit that reminded me of that big Xenomorph alien from the Alien movies. This was shortly followed by her popping out of plucked chicken-like thing. Why??? Cause that’s just how she rolls people! Come now…
Things just got better from there with each wardrobe & stage change more interesting than the last. Of course there was some meat themed things thrown in the mix – it just wouldn’t have been the same without it really – and at one point she even turned herself into a motorcycle (yes I know, that sounds very weird, but it was pretty damn cool). I’ve put together a few photo collages to give you an idea of what went down:


I think what really blew me away though was that this lady really has some impressive vocal chops (excuse the meat pun hehe). I mean I do enjoy her music and you’ll find quite a bit of her stuff on my gym playlist for sure. So I knew she could sing. But hearing her live and also hearing her do some a capella stuff really proved to me what an amazing voice she actually has. I guess normally I would put pop type music in a bit of a “just for fun” category. But I definitely left there with a new level of respect for her as an artist.
She also proved that she’s probably the most patient person on the planet as well during a part of the show where she welcomed some fans onto the stage. It all started off all warm & fuzzy with her picking out a few folks from the front row, giving them all a big hug and then letting them stand around her while she did a chilled out version of Born this way.

Totally awesome moment for these guys & girls…
But then the girl on the far left had to make things like totally awks for everyone. Yes, this girl:

Ag nee man…
I really don’t know what was going through her mind at the time, but for some reason she decided this would be her Idols moment and she would therefore try to steal some air time from Gaga!? She started off by moving in just a little too close for comfort. Then she continued to dig her head in closer to the mic, up to the point where she was basically inhaling Gaga’s exhale. I was like: Jislaaik meise, wat maak jy nou? Gaga eventually let her have the mic for a bit and then had to fight to keep ownership of it again afterwards. It all played out like an awkward scene from Anchorman or something. But Gaga handled it like a true pro. I’m pretty sure however in her head she was wishing there was a button she could press to make this girl disappear…
I really should have taken a video of this crazy moment, but I was just in sooooo much disbelief at what was going down, I didn’t think of it at the time. Luckily the folks at 2oceansvibe have got you covered. Check out their video clip over here. After the first time she gets the mic you might be thinking, OK that wasn’t so bad. But then skip to about 2:22min in and see round two. Things get drastically stranger, very fast. At about 3:50min you see Gaga whispering something into her ear and she backs off a little. Not that this stops her from giving it one last go towards the end, but ja, would love to know what Gaga said to her in that moment.
Anyhoo, moving right along. This was an all round brilliant concert and certainly a night to remember. So to all the Lady Gaga haters out there, whatevs… you missed out.
xxx