An epic story about letting the cat out of the bag…

This is the cat in the bag:

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And this is the cat out of the bag:

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That it all…

** And just like that I’ve become one of those cat people I would normally despise… hehe.  The things you do while waiting in the painful online queue for Tomorrowland tickets, only to get the SOLD OUT message over 2 hrs later… sob sob… **

xxx

PS:  No cats were harmed during the making of this blog post.  A stunt kitty was brought in due to safety concerns. ;)

Happy Valentine’s day (or NOT…)

So if you’re not really riding the love train, and you’re sick to death of all the coochy-coo, stare-into-my-eyes crap.  This post is for you. :)

It’s a careful selection of (I’m gonna call them) “offbeat” Valentine’s messages which will hopefully give you a little evil smirk and make the day just a little more bearable…

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Just remember, this day will be over sooner than you think and then you won’t have to see another heart shaped candy or ugly R20 bear in mug combo for like a whole year!  Now that’s something to celebrate right there people…

xxx

** Photo credit:  All sourced from www.someecards.com

Hotel fakeouts – this website shows you the dirty truth

Just wanted to share this random bit of fun with you guys… :)

I’m planning some overseas travel later this year and friends and I have been looking at various hotel options, etc.  One thing that I guess is just to be expected now is the “upselling” hotels do on the images they have on their websites.

For example when it comes to the rooms, they always feature the bloody honeymoon suite as an example of a typical room.  Then you get there and your room’s the size of a shoebox.  Or that “partial views of the major sights” thing, which actually means if you stand on the loo in the bathroom and hang out the window, you might see a smidgen of something, depending on the weather and time of day of course.

My best hotel fakeout moment was when I went to New York back in 2005.  We stayed in what was referred to as a “boutique art hotel”- yes they claimed they had quite famous pieces of art in the hotel which just ended up being posters of famous pieces of art.  Nice, real nice.  But that was only the start.  Everything looked really great on the website, but the reality was far from it.  Firstly the hotel was situated right next to the Museum of Sex (very dodgy).  Then the reception area was split in half with a black curtain and they were running a feakin’ night club on the other side of the curtain (with scary looking bouncers and everything).  And our bathroom was so small you could brush your teeth, have a poo and shower all at the same time!

Ja, not ideal.  But at least I learnt some valuable lessons with that experience and I now very rarely book directly off a hotel website.  I rather go through booking websites where you get honest user reviews & ratings and book purely based on those.  (Some good ones are Venere.com & Bookings.com)

Anyways, back to the bit of fun I was talking about.  The awesome folks at Oyster.com have dedicated a whole section of their website to uncovering hotel photo fakeouts.  Like this hotel in Jamaica with it’s beautiful pool & beautiful people:

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But in actual fact it’s not as crystal clear as they’d like you think and the pool’s mostly filled with hairy old dudes…

And this one in the Dominican Republic selling the idea of the perfect destination wedding:

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But the truth is you’ll be surrounded by random hotel guests… not so romantic after all hey.

And this one in L.A. with the prettiest room you’ve ever seen:

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But wait, what happened to all the amazing extras???

You get the idea.  Thanks to my friend Darryn who discovered this little gem.  It was the source of a serious dip in productivity this week.  And now I share the love by passing it on to you all…

xxx

The Gautrain – it’s shiny, it’s fast, but it’s also quite pricey

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The Gautrain routes

I was very excited to try out the Gautrain while in Jozi.  I had watched this documentary on the Discovery channel about how it was made and I was totally blown away by the challenges they overcame and the technicalities involved.  I felt very proud indeed because South Africa had built something really amazing and was finally getting there with regards to public transport.

Anybody’s who’s travelled a bit will tell you that our public transport has always been pretty sad compared to what you see overseas.  Some kind of underground transport was well overdue.  I’ve used both the subway in NY and the Paris underground and loved the convenience of it and also how very cheap it was (even when converted into our sad little Rands ;) ).

So yeah, back in Jozi, I had heard those stories about people being fined for chewing gum on the Gautrain, but never paid too much attention to it.  I figured it was just some kind of media sensationalism or something.  That was until I spotted this sign:

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Hectic… not even a sip of water?

But I do get it.  People can be very messy, so strict rules don’t surprise me in the least.  We want our shiny new Gautrain system to stay awesome, right?  Right.  So by these rules we will all have to live.

From the piccies below you can see that it’s definitely working, just look how neat & clean it is everywhere:

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Pretty nice hey.  There’s also lots of security, so you feel very safe.  Something which I can’t say for NY for example.  Their subway gets quite dodgy late at night… (and there are lots of movies to back me up on that one. hehe)

The cost to get from OR Tambo to Rosebank is R125 one way (and the trip takes about 25min or so).  BUT they also nail you a non-refundable R11 for a gold card which also serves as your ticket.  Now I know R11 isn’t necessarily a big deal, but it’s the principle of it that really annoyed me.  I mean I was only in town for 1 night and would probably never have use for that card again.  Same would go for an international tourist for example who’s only using it on a once off occasion to get to their hotel.  It only makes sense if you’re a Gauteng local and you use the train a lot.  Then you can buy a 7 day or 35 day pass and get a 10 – 20 % discount.  Overseas you can also buy similar deals and then you sometimes get a special card, but I’ve certainly never had to pay for a card overseas just to get a single ticket.  I just don’t agree with it.  I’ve heard somewhere that our MyCiti airport bus might also start doing something similar and I really hope they don’t…  but ja.   

We just missed the train as we walked onto the platform, so we had to wait about 30min for the next one (but not all trains take that long for the next one – we were there on a Sat which is off peak and the town trains were like 12 - 20 min apart).  When that gorgeous train finally arrived, I was super impressed.  Just look how sexy this baby is:

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And inside it’s pretty snazzy as well:

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Seems blue is like a standard train / bus / airplane seat colour all over the world.

From the airport you mostly travel above ground.  But as you get closer to the city, you’re “goin’ deeper underground, du-du-du-du du-du-du-du, there’s too much panic in this town, I’m goin’ deeper underground”… apologies, I had a moment there.  But who else is totally obsessed with that Jamiroquai song? :)   Loved it so much and it never really featured as a big hit.  Anyways.  Moving on.  This is what the Gautrain underground looks like:
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Again, all shiny and clean and brilliant.  Also I have to note that the trains were very punctual and announcements about next stops, next trains, etc. were excellent. 

For more “local” stops things still stay quite pricey though.  A single stop from Rosebank to Sandton for example will cost you R20 one way (that’s about a 5min trip & from what I could see R20 is the minimum).  Rosebank to Centurion is for example R40 one way.  Now to me, that doesn’t really make sense.  Using the train should be far cheaper than using a meter taxi or your car to make it more enticing for the public to use.  Or am I missing something here?  Yes you save time sitting in traffic.  But in the end it will always boil down to the money (well at least for me it would). 

If you Google the topic you’ll find there was initially a lot of critisism when the project was seeking approval.  People called it “a train for the rich”, mostly because the Gautrain system doesn’t serve any of the township areas.  I hear them on that one.  And yes it would be great if the project could be extended to service those areas (I’m just guessing that would require some crazy additional funding).  But the current prices would be a huge problem.  I mean you can’t tell me that even with the current routes there isn’t a wide variety of people who fall within very different income categories who would all like to make use of the train…

So in summary I’m going to say I do love the Gautrain, they’ve done an incredible job & the job creation around it has been great.  I just really wish they would take another look at the pricing to make it accessible to more people.

xxx

Life’s not too hard when…

Yeah, I know it’s Monday.. and everybody hates Mondays…

But you know what, I’m still on a high from my Sunday because of the most beautiful day I got to enjoy.  I mean come now, life can’t be all that hard when your view is this:

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DSC03466Right?  We’re a damn lucky bunch Cape Town.  That’s Clifton 1st beach taken from a friend’s place who was having a little poolside soiree yesterday…  And to get through my Monday, I’ve decided that I’m going to keep these images in my head as a form of meditation.  Breathe in… breathe out…

I then figured maybe I should share the love too, just in case it could help you through your Monday as well.  So here’s hoping.  And remember, forge ahead folks!  Next weekend is only 5 days away. ;)

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Being back at work has been seriously tough…

So this week I had to go back to the daily grind… workin’ for the man… wishing I could be outdoors instead, enjoying the summer sunshine while sipping on an ice cold cocktail…

Yes, at least the rainy weather over the past 2 days has helped somewhat, but still, when I wake up from my little daydream, staring at my PC screen filled with emails to respond to, meeting reminders and documents to review, the feeling’s kinda like this:

Anybody else been feeling the same?

I’ve also reeeeeaaaally been battling to get up in the mornings.  I’m gonna have to start using this as my excuse for being late:

Damn cats.  Have never trusted them. ;)

Anyways.  I decided to take this opportunity to send a shout out to all my fellow desk haters out there.  I feel your pain, you are not alone!  And end Mar / April / early May and all the public holidays this period brings will be here sooner than you think…

Until then, hopefully your place of captivity cubicle/office has some kind of view so you can at least connect with the awesomeness of the outside world.  If not, maybe you can print out the nature picture above and stick it up. :)

As the saying goes, keep calm and drink more coffee (which may or may not be of the Irish variety… if you catch my drift).

xxx

Eco farm living, could it be for you?

DSC02962While holidaying with the family in good old Port Elizabeth over December, we took a short drive out to the new Crossways Farm Village development which is situated in the Van Stadens area (just past the Van Stadens bridge).

The concept behind this village is quite different in that they’re aiming to provide a eco friendly and self-sufficient lifestyle to those who will be making a home for themselves within this beautiful, natural setting.

Some of the things they’re planning for this village?

  • An onsite working farm providing a range of dairy products (think yummy artisan cheese, yoghurts and more) as well as fresh fruits & veggies.
  • An onsite primary school.
  • An onsite medi-clinic.
  • An owners club with a restaurant, bar, children’s play area, a gym, swimming pool and tennis courts.
  • Municipal services provided by the village’s own Homeowners Association.
  • Easy access to lots of outdoor adventures available in the region like biking, trail running, mountain climbing, abseiling, surfing, horse riding, fishing and more.
  • And top notch security in the form of security guards, cameras, infra-red beams, internal booms and outer perimeter fences.

But “farm village”doesn’t mean you have to give up on all your techno junkie needs.  They’re also setting up a high-tech, fibre-optic communications network which means you can still surf the web at high speeds and all that good stuff.  Thus making it a pretty nice work from home setup.

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Some snaps from the Crossways Centre which has a little restaurant and country shop at present…

As for your farm village palace, you have different options.  From a humble 75 square meter unit to a multi-level mansion.  We had a quick look at a small show house which just gives an idea of what you could end up with.  The eco friendly vision is pushed with a solar panel heated geyser and “green” interior & exterior furnishings and trim.  And I must say, I really loved the look.

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Very cute setup in this unit. Perfect size for a couple.

The village also has designated areas for small businesses.  So you could maybe start up a little business offering a service or product to the village, like a village barber shop or beauty spa.  The idea is that there should be little reason for you to ever need to leave your peaceful country home to head into the city.

I really did love the overall concept, but in the end two things put me off:

  1. The Castle area which they’re working on at present just seemed like you’d be way too close to your neighbour, thus totally ruining that whole “out in the open” feeling for me.  And I felt the price jump to the bigger plots was just too much.
  2. All the rules and regulations made it feel a little like a super strict townhouse complex.  For example, they control how your house should look from the outside, so your creative freedom is quite limited in that regard.

But that’s just my personal feeling on this particular development.  I’m really hoping that South Africa will be seeing more of these coming to life, but maybe with some refinements obviously.  I mean I can imagine a little eco friendly cottage up on a hill overlooking the winelands… with my milk delivered to my doorstep every morning in those old school glass bottles… and my duckies in my little pond in my back garden… that does sound pretty good. ;)

What do you guys think of this whole idea?  Is this something you’d be keen to invest in?  Is this possibly the way of the future?  (i.e. Migrating from the big cities back to the countryside).  Interesting thought…

For more info on the Crossways Farm Village development – do check out the website link above.

xxx

2013 is here and it’s going to be a goodie… I can feel it

Hehe… But seriously, I can’t believe 2013 is here and I’m super excited to see what this year’s got in store for me.

This year I’m not going to be doing the whole oh I’m going to be eating healthier and spend less money on clothes thing. ;)   But what I am going to say is that my goals for 2013 will be to always keep an open mind and make the best of whatever life decided to send my way.

According to the Chinese Zodiac, this is the year of the snake.  The snake is supposed to be the most enigmatic, intuitive, introspective, refined & collected of the 12 animal signs.  And according to old Chinese wisdom, finding a snake in your home is a good thing because it’s a sign that your family will not starve.  People born in the year of the snake are quite lucky in that they are usually quite wise, cunning and good at doing business.  So to make the best of the year, the Chinese advice would be to be thrifty, to save your money and to use your talents wisely.   They go on to say for example, if you’re planning on getting married, make sure you thoroughly investigate your partner’s finances & background.  I say to hell with the year, you should always do that!  I mean that person could turn out to be a bloody “snake in the gass”… :)

So, I hope everyone had a great time last night bringing in the new year, wherever you were, whatever you were doing and whoever you were with.  And as for 2013  – I wish everyone a year filled with love, laughter and never-ending adventure. ♥

xxx

Keep safe during the holidays folks – here are some tips

So it’s the silly season and all, a time for family, friends, celebrations and eating & drinking way too much.  Sounds good huh. :)   BUT there are some things to watch out for people, and the guys & girls from MastersInHealthcare.com have come up with a really awesome graphic to summarise those.

It’s got some US references, but I think it still very much applies to everyone.  Plus it’s just waaaaay too cute not to share…  So here goes:
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Told you, totally cute hey? And hopefully informative too…

I’ll leave you with my top tip for the holidays with regards to the big eat:  Remember to pace yourself and wear loose fitting clothes to make space for that inevitable holiday boep.  Like if there’s some way you can jazz up your pajamas or some oversized tracksuit pants, that would be ideal. ;)

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