OK, so I got a little treat from the Body shop in my mailbox the other day… a sample of their new Chocomania body butter. Sweet.
Now the first thing that came to mind was: If I smear this onto my skin and I happen to sit still for too long, will I be covered in ants?
My next thought was: Will this make me more attractive to cannibals / serial killers? I’ve got this weird thing where everytime I’m applying body lotion of some sorts I think back to that scene from Silence of the Lambs where that evil dude is making a suit for himself out of his victims’ skin and he’s got this chick trapped in this hole… He drops down a little basket with lotion in it and demands she puts it on her skin (you know – to make her skin all nice and soft and all). Then when she’s done he creepily says “put the lotion back in the basket” and he lifts it back up. Yep – I’m pretty messed up. Hahahahaha. But it’s something that just stuck with me through all these years… Brilliant movie though.
As much as I LOVE chocolate and would stop at nothing to get my hands on the stuff, I’ve never really been keen on any of those chocolate facials and body treatments that became all the rage. I want to eat it, not smell like it. But I figured I should at least give it a bash because I’m a huge Body Shop fan.
Sniffing into the packet, I could definitely pick up the chocolate scent. But once applied to my skin it turned more into a coconut smell. I handed it to the ladies at my office as well to see what they thought. The general concencus was that is was definitely more of a coconut smell. One lady even said “it reminds you of sitting on the breach with a Pina Colada”. So if that sounds like a heavenly scent to you, you’re likely going to go bananas over this new variant.
I personally don’t really like the smell of coconut, so I’m gonna be sticking to my trusty Satsuma Body Butter. We’re like gonna be best friends for life!
Oh and a last note… you just know I tasted it as well right… haha (I think my little story above has proven that I’m pretty weird)… my advice DO NOT DO IT. It doesn’t taste like choccie, as much as you might hope it will.
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